We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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