doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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