When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
you never un-have a 4some
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