bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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