How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Randomize
