it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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