oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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