apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Sober January is a disaster.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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