i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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