I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
it glows. i had to have it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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