You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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