Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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