Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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