You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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