he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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