Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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