Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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