Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My penis needs a shock collar
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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