the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She's the barista slut.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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