If you die in college, do you die in real life?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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