guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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