4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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