so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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