She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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