sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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