is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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