I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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