No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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