just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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