I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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