i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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