It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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