Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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