They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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