my mouth tastes like poor choices
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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