yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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