I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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