Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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