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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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