they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
where are my eyebrows?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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