Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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