Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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