everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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