We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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