Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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