is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My bed smells like the plague
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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