Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have grass duct taped all over my body
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
