Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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