There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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