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I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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