do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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